An ever-crying woman tries to lull the household to sleep with some chamomile tea. An incompatible couple prepares for their wedding night. The wedding videographer, after a night of wrestling in bed with his 9-year-girlfriend, hears a €20,000 confession from the lemon-holding, crying woman. A group of friends celebrate the birthday of a dead person. Someone tries to teach another how to drive, but never lets go of the wheel. All of this happens because Dr. Erol Ergüven has more than thirteen medical diplomas.